uptownx Besides the very talented artists, like John Sager, Mario Rosales, and Jackson Haney who was actually a real Comet, as in Bill Haley and those Comets, who give audiences some superb performances, the Uptown Café has some seriously fine food! Try a hamburger and your mouth is hostage to your taste buds. Get the patty melt with melted cheese on sizzling grilled onions and you won’t ever want to quit. Come hungry and be prepared to be thrown back to the future by their nostalgic ‘50’s décor.